ADULT CONTENT...... DO NOT READ THIS.

1st, if you read this because of this title, I suggest you stop reading NOW!!. I can see U still reading it o. I said Now.
2nd, don't come tomorrow and beg me for anything related to this post o...its FICTION, abi is it FRICTION? Yea, Sandra said its FICTITIOUS. So, the rest of you. Ok... This is different from my other posts... I'm not only a poet sha. But if you read it and u don't like it simply delete it from your memory, but if you want to know how the story materialized, I suggest you talk to Gretel, you can follow her on twitter @Ameikpe. She's the original Author, in fact she's the brain behind it... Me? I don haf a say in d matter. As she said... Pepper spray your eyes if U dunno like it. Seconded by me and batman of course. U know yourself. ;-). So here goes...:


The first night it happened, I was stranded in the rain drenched to my pants, there were no cars on the road and it was getting real late. To spoil matters my phone was off, I couldn't call my housemate to come pick me up. I had stupidly ignored her advice to take my car along with me to the hairdressers. I was almost losing hope when my saviour appeared between sheets of rain in his high powered bike. He didn't say a word, he just stopped in front of me. Really, the guy was weird!, but
I was happy to hop in and I gave him directions to go home. His black suit was wet anyway, so I put my hands around him and rested my head on his back. Romantic huh? Well, looking at it now, it was. But, at that point all I could think of was home. He only dropped me off at my gate and I hurried in after mumbling a thanks.

I met him again a week later, i was just coming out from the bank when two guys on a bike snatched my bag. Gosh!, that was a dark moment for me, and the banks security officer just turned his face the other way like he hadn't seen what happened. I slumped into my car with tears in my eyes....my #20,000? And I was so broke, payday wasn't until next week. I drove to my workplace with a broken spirit, but by the time i went to my car at the close of work I met my saviour waiting for me on his bike with my hand bag. I tilted my head to evaluate him. He was dressed in black pants and a black pull over, his power bike was all black too. I actually lit up, i would have kissed him, but for his black helmet. He just gave me my bag and zoomed off without a word. When I opened the bag to evaluated the state of my belongings, I saw a single rose with a little note attached to it. It read 'I'm watching U......batman. "Lol..., that's a joke right?"... I said aloud to myself. I drove home smiling like the sun. That night I had my first wet dream.

I kept thinking about him.... I wanted to meet him again. Many times i intentionally spent outside in the rain, but no saviour. I had a feeling he was around me. I didn't tell Sophia my roommie about it, I knew her take on guys, she believed they were all devils. From time to time, I saw notes stuck to my door at the workplace, funny drawings of 'I MISS YOU', lol. Remembering still makes me laugh, once he drew my face. I kept it hidden under the rose in my cupboard, I really didn't want Sophia to find out. Other times i caught glimpses of him in my rear view mirror, each time I slowed down, he disappeared.

After one month of hide and seek, My longing for him weighed me down, it was time for my annual leave came and I had no plans.... That Friday madam finally granted me permission to take a leave, that is after weeks of rejected requests.. I wanted to ease the stress, so I went in to the nearest wine shop and got myself d most exotic white wine I could find. I was to spend a lonely night,Sophia was off to her night vigil by the time I got home, not like she was of much use anyway. One of the 1st things I did when I got to my room was to strip and take a nice long shower...by then my wine was chilling in the freezer. I came out, went to get my bottle out the freezer and poured myself a full glass. I dropped the bottle on the bed stand and went through the sliding doors to the balcony of my room.

Sophia and I live at the upstairs of a 2storey building in one of the renowned estates in Lagos, its actually a house that came with Sophia's bank job, so you don't go thinking I'm living affluently. I was out on the balcony, looking at the lights of nighttime in Lagos & wishing I wasn't single. I took a long sip from d glass in my hands and I realized I was slowly whining to a soft blues coming from my bedroom behind me. Words of Maria Carey's... 'Love Story' Slowly came out of my mouth. I was going to turn back into my bedroom 2 check what magic had played the too romantic song when I felt a hard body on my naked back. Shivers went down my spine and before I knew it a hand took my glass and made me drink the remaining wine.... In one swift moment a hand came to my right tit and i started shivering... I'm not sure if it was the cold or the wetness between my legs. I heard a soft whisper of 'AY BABY,I WANT YOU'.

That was the 1st time I heard his voice, it was just as I had dreamt it to be.. Masculine and throaty. That was all I needed to go gaga. He started kissing me and before I knew it, I had taken his clothes off, my hands were on his really broad shoulders. I wanted to eat him, But when I tried to devour him he simply picked up with his strong arms and carried me over to my king sized bed.

My body arched upwards in longing for his next touch. His tongue slowly explored the lengths of my body making criss-crosses and circles round my nipples. He slowly made his way down to my bellybutton and then down to the V between my legs. I was freshly shaved, so I could feel the very movements of his tongue inside of me. With deliberate movements he gently separated my legs and rubbed the tip of my clit with his teeth. I gave way to the deep moan at my throat. His tongue was going down the length of my cunts lips. I couldn't hold the wetness any longer i spread my legs further apart. My hands slowly found their way to my boobs where I squeezed and robbed. My lips lets out an 'oohs' &'aah s' while he sucked harder. It was 2much to handle, I sat up and pressed his head deeper inside, but he resisted and put a finger in instead. I was sure I was going to faint from the pleasure of it, when he removed his finger from it again and brought his wet finger to my lips. I sucked like a hungry baby and in another movement I was sitting on him and grinding my hips into his long hard sugar candy. His strong hands were on my waist and held them firmly in place. Tears streaked down my face, it was just as I had imagined. Just went i was going to cum, He raised me above his phallus and asked me to kiss it. I did so with all passion, licking and sucking.

I went down the length and up again with my tongue, he's the sweetest I ever tasted. He was groaning like a wounded lion, he kept shouting my name and the frenzy got worked up.. Before long we were in a 69 position with me on top, his tongue licking me and his hands fingering my deep cunt. I kept sucking out the sweetness in him and soon I was rubbing my giant round tits against his dick.



Uhm... At this point I hope you've not started wanking, lol. Cos that is not the intention of this. So em... When he sensed the urge in me to cum again, he turned me beneath him and gave me the best fuckery of my life. He was pounding into me with all hardness while I sexily moaned out his name 'batman'. Our hips rose and fell with rhythm. Like a roller-coaster, we kept going on and on. Harder and Faster. We were bounded as one, and in that moment I can swear that I reached heavens gates. We both let out a long cry and then he crashed finally into me.

Slowly he rolled over and i cradled his head on my sweaty chest. I touched his face and I realized he was crying. I gave him the last kiss and went off into deep satisfying sleep. After all I had my batman lover with me.



The morning after.....
'Sandra!!!, the vigil was glorious', Sophia's voice filled my room and woke Batman and I with jolts. This wasn't a good sign, I knew my religious housemate was against pre-marital sex. Shocked, Sophia stood at the door with her hands akimbo and her mouth agape. Her red scarf was hanging loosely from her head and she looked like 21st century Santa Claus. With laughter in my mouth I said... 'uhm...Sophi meet my knight on a bike'. For the first time I looked at his handsome face and I saw the deep mischievous smile he had. "
oh my gosh, that's my devilish sex freaked ex I told you about'...Sophia thundered.... Well the rest is left for you to imagine. I hope you enjoyed reading this.

This picture inspired me...the inscription below was "Somebody went and died". I think I cried when writing this(tho I'm not that emotional). But I'm in luv wit the picture. Drop a comment if you can. *kisses*

Somebody went and died. I couldn't save him, I was so SHOCKED. Somebody went and died. In my arms, my strenght felt MOCKED. Somebody went and died. Right when they needed him MOST.
Somebody went and died, now he's heavens HOST....

Tears are dripping from my EYES,
I thot I was a HERO.
I was caught up in my LIES.
So I couldn't save an innocent SOUL.
I'm caught in a pit of WHY'S?
Because I was so SLOW


I lied to myself that I wasn't the ONE.
I lied that i couldn't get the deed DONE.
I was a little too late, he was already GONE. Down my cheeks, my tears slowing RUN...

Somebody went and died, So i'm carrying his cold body in my ARMS.
Somebody went and died, so I'm singing some sad PSALMS.
Somebody went and died...because of my CARELESSNESS.
Somebody went and died...because of sheer SELFISHNESS.


I dont know who did the KILLING.
His blood is still DRIPPING.. The graveyard is YEARNING.. Its newest tenant its CALLING.

The life of a SUPERHERO, some i win some i LOSE. They are all in a death ROW, like condemned SHOES.
Who to save TOMORROW, I have no CLUES. But already in SORROW, I'm singing sad BLUES..

But today...
Somebody went and died.. Head bowed in shame I'm CRYING.. Somebody went and died.. Thats the only thing I'm THINKING.. Somebody went and died..
Natures children are slowly DYING.
So this dedication I am GIVING.....

A KISS FOR THE DEAD.

A BROKEN HEART.

It was just a dream, brief moment of PLEASURE,
fallin in love wit u was more like LEISURE,
it felt like it was real, i was so SURE,
i remember times i had SEIZURES,
just thinking of you, deep mental PICTURES,
now I see it wasn't more than your AWE.

Since u turned me AWAY, i been down in PAIN,
I hav nothin 2 SAY, my head bows in SHAME,
how much i hurt d DAY, i saw ur new DAME,
u said ours didnt PAY, my heart u did MAIM,
it hurts even to PRAY, i wonder if I'm SANE,
I know I fell d wrong WAY, to U it was a GAME.

I'm not askin where it went WRONG,
I dont want to know why it wasn't LONG,
I'm jez singin this sad SONG,
telling U in my way,SO-LONG,
picking my hearts pieces,i'm GONE,
I'm saying it now, I'm DONE.

ANGER

Fragments of hope GONE.
Things I wanted DONE.
Pieces of the hourglass BROKEN.
My timepiece was STOLEN.

My heart leaps like a dancer in MOTION.
My head cant find its initial NOTION.
At intervals my lips goes off in HISSES.
Lips i onced used to give KISSES.

My nose crinkles at the smell of my burning OGBONO.
I had gone off thinking once MORE.
I turned down the FIRE.
I resumed my PONDER.

I'm blinded by my ANGER.
fits of rage slowly turning me to a HATER.
I should probably banish my THOUGHTS,
but where would they find eternal REST?
I've already gone totally NUTS, confusion finds in my mind a NEST.

If I write my heart out on SAND,
that of course is weak LAND.
The thoughts would be back at HAND,
sooner than magic conjured by a WAND.

If I write my heart on STONE,
i fool myself ALONE.
my heart would be like flesh without BONE.
Left without a support of its OWN.

Am I not a victim of TEMPER,
is it my fault that I'm todays SACRIFICE.
Today I'm the food of ANGER,
brought to its oral ORIFICE.



I myself know there's no real reason behind my RAGE,
yet I'm hopelessly led to the STAGE, to act out the role I'm ASSIGNED.
Or with my thots I remain CONFINED.

A tiny ant goes about in its busy WAY.
Running around like it has gone ASTRAY.
I finally see a way to vent all of IT,
my feet rises and falls in rhythmic BEAT.

I killed with a deep sense of SATISFACTION.
I laugh because there'll be no PROSECUTION.
And suddenly I'm DEPOSSESSED,
left alone all by MYSELF.

I look with pity at the broken 2PIECE.
I hope your spirit rests in PEACE.
I've just been a victim of ANGER.
One word short of DANGER.

I'm normal me once AGAIN.
Head hung in hands cupping my CHIN.
U hear me laugh without pain.
I'm just another victim.

JEALOUSY

Ur love for me, and love for her, which is GREATER.
Tell me that U love me more than the OTHER.
Tell me you'll stay wit me, not ANOTHER.
We'll spend the rest of our days TOGETHER.
I'll love you from now till FOREVER.
We'll live happily ever AFTER.
I want to be for u a SISTER.
For your children I'll be a MOTHER.
U'll be closer than a FATHER.
And our love will grow STRONGER...
This is not just a love THREAT.
Its more than a life BET
I'v heard jealousy is as cruel as SHOEL.
Dont want another wit u to DWELL.
I know love is stronger than DEATH, I'll always want u even in a Re-BIRTH.

TODAY BEGINS THE JOURNEY OF THE REST OF MY LIFE

The day I started the journey of the rest of my life.....

That day was a clear and bright day.
A day with many a sunny ray.
I went along in my own way.
It was a day I was sure would pay.
A day in January, february,march April or may.
About which I have so many words to write down or say.


The clouds of the day were filled with rain.
That day was pregnant with so much pain.
Because some loved ones were slain.
A day that ended in vain.
A day i searched my heart, soul and brain.
I sought to end my life with disdain.


A day in which....
I couldn't predict the weather.
I felt as light as a feather.
I had with my friends so much fun.
With downpour and a smiling sun.
I had no buts, whys or whether. So I let ink on paper run.

Its everyday U wake up to life's test.
When you try to show that you are the best.
U seek food to eat, water to quench thirst.
It is found within me, you or the rest.
You are not the last, neither are the first.
It is today tomorrow or the next.

.....The journey of the rest of your life begins every new day of your life.

Words Rhymes and Rhythms: BEAUTY OF MATHEMATICS...AWESOME

I got this from someone and decided to share it here:
1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321
1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111
9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888
Brilliant, isn't it?
And look at this symmetry:
1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321
Now, take a look at this...
101%
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:
What Equals 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been in situations where someone wants you to
GIVE OVER 100%.
How about ACHIEVING 101%?
What equals 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
If:
H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K
8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%
And:
K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E
11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%
But:
A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E
1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%
THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:
L-O-V-E-O-F- G-O-D
12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%
Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!

It's up to you if you share this with your friends & loved ones just
the way I did..
God bless us, and do have a wonderful day